your product ships. your opener doesn't.

9:41•••
New match
“Hi! Sorry! you look surprisingly pretty! Not that it's a surprise. I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I wish I was dead.”
Message…
whoa.

your dating life is under-optimised. let's fix the bottleneck.

Upgrade your dating stack

This is you trying to brute-force dating manually —

Go on. Keep doing everything yourself.

love
it knows.

Select your dating app. We'll tell you what your current stack says about you.

Think of this as due diligence on your romantic infrastructure.

your dating life,
optimised.

01

We audit the asset.

Career, income, habits, social life, standards, type, dating history, recurring failure modes. We identify where your real-world value is being lost in translation and turn you into a cleaner proposition.

Audit first. Ego later.
02

We rebuild your surface area.

Bio, prompts, photo order and opening lines are treated like product surfaces. We strip dead copy, increase perceived value, sharpen your frame and make the first ten seconds do actual work.

More signal. Less founder energy.
03

Then we run the account.

We operate your dating accounts as you. We swipe, match, open, follow up, revive, qualify and escalate. She sees your name, your photos and your profile. The operator behind the screen is one of us. We don't make a big thing of that.

Your identity. Our execution layer.
04

You enter at conversion.

When the funnel reaches the right point, we secure the date and hand you a briefing: topics covered, emotional hooks, running jokes, preferences, risks. You arrive after the expensive acquisition work is already done.

We generate qualified demand. You close.

Love Amor principle 01

dating is a market.

You already accept optimisation in hiring, fitness, finance and growth. Romance is the one funnel men are still expected to run manually and emotionally. We think that's inefficient.

same asset.
better packaging.

BEFORE
“i like to go for walks and i like my dog and i go to the gym.”
AFTER LOVE AMOR
“I like to soak in the sun or feel the rain taking in nature, losing an argument to a golden retriever, and feeling really connected to myself and my goals whilst lifting heavy things, that's just the sort of person that I am.”

built by men who
hate inefficiency.

Love Amor was built by the sort of men who put dashboards on things that probably never needed dashboards. Dating was an obvious next vertical.

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CEO

Founder, Chief Executive Officer & Principal Relationship Systems Architect

Built Love Amor after deciding that modern dating had a terrible interface, inconsistent operators and almost no meaningful performance reporting.

“If something matters, it can be systematised.”

TEAMTITLEFUNCTION
Marcus ValeVP, Masculine Market IntelligencePositioning / research
Ollie MercerHead of Romantic Growth OperationsFunnel / conversion
Tony SmithWebsite AdministratorInfrastructure / web
Ben CrowtherDirector of High-Intent ConversationsMessaging / escalation
Max EllisonSenior Manager, Female Attention LiquiditySupply / engagement

stop leaving
dating to chance.

If your career is compounding faster than your dating life, the problem probably isn't effort. We'll diagnose where the funnel leaks, what kind of women you're actually targeting, and whether your current profile communicates the man you think it does.

Lovely. We'll be in touch.

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