We audit the asset.
Career, income, habits, social life, standards, type, dating history, recurring failure modes. We identify where your real-world value is being lost in translation and turn you into a cleaner proposition.
your product ships. your opener doesn't.
“Hi! Sorry! you look surprisingly pretty! Not that it's a surprise. I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I wish I was dead.”
your dating life is under-optimised. let's fix the bottleneck.
A small experiment
Go on. Keep doing everything yourself.
STACK DIAGNOSTIC // totally proprietary
Think of this as due diligence on your romantic infrastructure.
THE LOVE AMOR PROTOCOL // for men who optimise everything except this
Career, income, habits, social life, standards, type, dating history, recurring failure modes. We identify where your real-world value is being lost in translation and turn you into a cleaner proposition.
Bio, prompts, photo order and opening lines are treated like product surfaces. We strip dead copy, increase perceived value, sharpen your frame and make the first ten seconds do actual work.
We operate your dating accounts as you. We swipe, match, open, follow up, revive, qualify and escalate. She sees your name, your photos and your profile. The operator behind the screen is one of us. We don't make a big thing of that.
When the funnel reaches the right point, we secure the date and hand you a briefing: topics covered, emotional hooks, running jokes, preferences, risks. You arrive after the expensive acquisition work is already done.
Love Amor principle 01
You already accept optimisation in hiring, fitness, finance and growth. Romance is the one funnel men are still expected to run manually and emotionally. We think that's inefficient.
Before / after
“i like to go for walks and i like my dog and i go to the gym.”
“I like to soak in the sun or feel the rain taking in nature, losing an argument to a golden retriever, and feeling really connected to myself and my goals whilst lifting heavy things, that's just the sort of person that I am.”
LEADERSHIP // OPERATING TEAM
Love Amor was built by the sort of men who put dashboards on things that probably never needed dashboards. Dating was an obvious next vertical.
FOUNDER / CEO
Founder, Chief Executive Officer & Principal Relationship Systems Architect
Built Love Amor after deciding that modern dating had a terrible interface, inconsistent operators and almost no meaningful performance reporting.
“If something matters, it can be systematised.”
PRIVATE BETA // MALE CLIENTS
If your career is compounding faster than your dating life, the problem probably isn't effort. We'll diagnose where the funnel leaks, what kind of women you're actually targeting, and whether your current profile communicates the man you think it does.
Hey Martin, just to let you know I have reset my administrator password to 'getmeouttahere', please only use it in emergencies whilst we get your account fixed.