Bro, is this what your opener looks like?

9:41•••
New match
“Hi! Sorry! you look surprisingly pretty! Not that it's a surprise. I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. F**k. I wish I was dead.”
Message…
Dude..

Your dating life is absolutely chopped. Let’s fix that.

Upgrade your dating stack

This is you trying to date without us.

Go on. Keep doing everything yourself.

love
it knows.

This is your dating life,
optimised.

01

We audit the asset (you.)

Career, income, habits, social life, standards, type, dating history, recurring failure modes. We identify where your real-world value is being lost in translation and turn you into a much stronger offer.

Audit first. Ego later. Facts before feelings.
02

We build a better you.

Bio, prompts, photo order and opening lines are treated like product surfaces. We strip dead copy, increase perceived value, sharpen your frame and make the first ten seconds do actual work.

03

Then we run the account.

We operate your dating accounts as you. We swipe, match, open, follow up, revive, qualify and escalate. She sees your name, your photos and your profile. The operator behind the screen is one of us. We don't make a big thing of that.

04

You enter at conversion.

When the funnel reaches the right point, we secure the date and hand you a briefing: topics covered, emotional hooks, running jokes, preferences, risks. You arrive after the expensive acquisition work is already done.

We generate qualified demand. You close. Sorted.
Happily. Ever. After.

built by men who
hate inefficiency.

Love Amor was built by the sort of men who put dashboards on things that probably never needed dashboards. Dating was an obvious next vertical.

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CEO

TEAMTITLEFUNCTION
Marcus ValeVP, Masculine Market IntelligencePositioning / research
Ollie MercerHead of Romantic Growth OperationsFunnel / conversion
Tony SmithWebsite AdministratorInfrastructure / web
Ben CrowtherDirector of High-Intent ConversationsMessaging / escalation
Max EllisonSenior Manager, Female Attention LiquiditySupply / engagement

stop leaving
dating to chance.

If your career is compounding faster than your dating life, the problem probably isn't effort. We'll diagnose where the funnel leaks, what kind of women you're actually targeting, and whether your current profile communicates the man you think it does.

Think you've got rizz?

Prove it. We'll give you the conversation. You give us the line.

TAKE THE RIZZ TEST
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Hey Martin, just to let you know I have reset my administrator password to 'getmeouttahere', please only use it in emergencies whilst we get your account fixed.